Monday, March 2
Directions:
Mark the idiotic things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.
1. [x] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out (I’ve seen my mum do it)
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (then I went coughcoughcough)
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (is my dog considered crush?)
8. [ ] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 6
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (many the times when the stairs are too steep)
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (yar some idiot was blowing gum then I turned and swished my hair and it got stuck. EWWWW)
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (orange too.)
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (not a good feeling. I almost choked)
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (common.)
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 13
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
24: [ ] Died from stupidity overload.
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (watch? I was holding onto my watch and thought I lost it.)
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 16
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (I walked in the covered walkways though.)
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (totally embarrassing. HORRIBLE)
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (didnt know it was THAT hot! --)
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (my mum did)
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident
Running total: 21
41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (didnt left the house, that would be wayyyy horrible. But my mum did.)
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom stall with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do (haha. I always do.)
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (the person was staring at me.)
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye (sounds common, dont rmb myself doing it. does slight poking on contacts count?)
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 25
52. [ ] Have done enough stupid
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (when I hum and sing at the same time while doing something else, I sing all the words wrongly. Perfectly normal!)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (that’s why I keep remembering I am 14! I’m 15 already lah omg)
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (whats that ._.)
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (well I always do. Then sb would stare at me…)
Running total: 31
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it (not very sure what the sentence means but should be what i think it means, so wtv)
63. [ ] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (then she stare at me -.-)
65. [x] Didn't do the back side of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (yar my chem equations. Ended up copying sb’s)
66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (I LOOK OUT)
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (YES IT ALWAYS HAPPENS OMGGGG)
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (did I ever do that?)
Running total: 36
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt (OMG I don’t want to hurt myself!!)
Running total: 38
81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (my dog, my cat, sardine. Everything also have!!)
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (straw wrapper? No. but I’ve blown other stuff before. For example, food particles on the table.esp crumbs)
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total:40
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (GROSSNESS OMG)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention (okay I was paying attention when I was reading the first para. Then the rest I was in a big daze.)
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
TOTAL: 44
How to obtain your idiocy GPA: WHEE!!! 1.2!!! THE LOWEST POSSIBLE!!!
80-100 4.0
70-79 3.6
65-69 3.2
60-64 2.8
55-59 2.4
50-54 2.0
45-49 1.6
40-44 1.2
.: SpirituNatura :.
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